[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.karinherzog.cz\/originalni-nesmysly\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.karinherzog.cz\/originalni-nesmysly\/","headline":"Origin\u00e1ln\u00ed nesmysly","name":"Origin\u00e1ln\u00ed nesmysly","description":"Jestli\u017ee m\u00e1me hlad, p\u016fjdeme s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed nakupovat do obchodu s potravinami. Pokud m\u00e1me chu\u0165 na sladk\u00e9, nav\u0161t\u00edv\u00edme obl\u00edbenou cukr\u00e1rnu. Co d\u011blat v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee pot\u0159ebujeme o\u00a0\u00a0 n\u011bjak\u00fd origin\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1rek k narozenin\u00e1m kolegy, kter\u00fd je pro ka\u017ed\u00fd \u017eert o\u00a0\u00a0 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, se kter\u00fdm se chceme p\u0159edv\u00e9st na svatebn\u00ed hostin\u011b p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9ho o\u00a0\u00a0 p\u0159ekvapit man\u017eela sv\u00fdm smyslem pro […]","datePublished":"2023-04-28","dateModified":"2023-04-28","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.karinherzog.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"karinherzog.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.karinherzog.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7705a23c50ede72936119380238a88bdeb91030521f9262dc3abc6fdd8add33?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7705a23c50ede72936119380238a88bdeb91030521f9262dc3abc6fdd8add33?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"karinherzog.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"url":"https:\/\/www.karinherzog.cz\/originalni-nesmysly\/","about":["N\u00e1kupy"],"wordCount":387,"articleBody":"Jestli\u017ee m\u00e1me hlad, p\u016fjdeme s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed nakupovat do obchodu s potravinami. Pokud m\u00e1me chu\u0165 na sladk\u00e9, nav\u0161t\u00edv\u00edme obl\u00edbenou cukr\u00e1rnu.Co d\u011blat v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee pot\u0159ebujemeo\u00a0\u00a0 n\u011bjak\u00fd origin\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1rek k narozenin\u00e1m kolegy, kter\u00fd je pro ka\u017ed\u00fd \u017eerto\u00a0\u00a0 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, se kter\u00fdm se chceme p\u0159edv\u00e9st na svatebn\u00ed hostin\u011b p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9hoo\u00a0\u00a0 p\u0159ekvapit man\u017eela sv\u00fdm smyslem pro humor.Jednoduch\u00e9.Zajdeme do obchodu, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 v\u0161e\u0159\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1zev \u2013 Pt\u00e1koviny.Najdeme tu r\u016fzn\u00e9 rekvizity pro prov\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed tolik obl\u00edben\u00fdch kanadsk\u00fdch \u017eert\u00edk\u016f. Ty mohou b\u00fdt mnohdy nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, pokud to n\u011bjak\u00fd \u017eert\u00e9\u0159 nedomysl\u00ed a p\u0159e\u017eene. V obchodu s pt\u00e1kovinami je m\u00e1lo pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9, \u017ee by se n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho mohlo st\u00e1t.\tNechcete si koupit sekeru v hlav\u011b?V obchod\u011b s pt\u00e1kovinami m\u016f\u017eete nakoupit nesmysly v r\u016fzn\u00fdch kategori\u00edch.a)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Morbidn\u00ed \u2013 jsou velice vhodn\u00e9 pro lidi, kte\u0159\u00ed nesn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed pohled na krev. M\u016f\u017eete je p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b p\u0159ekvapit pohledem na–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 useknut\u00fd prst–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 pod\u0159ezan\u00e9 \u017e\u00edly–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 u\u0159\u00edznut\u00e9 ucho–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 tekouc\u00ed oko–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 sekeru v hlav\u011b.a)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Po\u017eivateln\u00e9\u2013 pokud m\u00e1te kolegu, kter\u00fd nikdy nenech\u00e1 Va\u0161e z\u00e1soby bonb\u00f3n\u016f na pokoji, je dobr\u00e9 do nich p\u0159im\u00edchat cukrovinky–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 s p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed \u010desneku\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 pep\u0159e–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 chilli papri\u010dek.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jestli\u017ee jste opravdu pomstychtiv\u00fd a Va\u0161eho kolegu \u010dek\u00e1 d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 jedn\u00e1n\u00ed, nab\u00eddn\u011bte mu barv\u00edc\u00ed bonb\u00f3n. Zaru\u010den\u011b mu budou klienti viset na rtech.a)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hav\u011b\u0165\u2013 p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm vhodn\u00e1 pro d\u00e1my. \u010cek\u00e1te na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu man\u017eel\u010dinu maminku a chcete vyzkou\u0161et, jestli m\u00e1 smysl pro humor?Co takhle–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 krysu na \u017eidli–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 mouchu na dort\u00edk–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 hada do kapsy kab\u00e1tu.a)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nechutnosti\u2013 toto odd\u011blen\u00ed je vhodn\u00e9 pro ty, kte\u0159\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b ment\u00e1ln\u011b neodrostli.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pan\u00ed ukl\u00edze\u010dka jist\u011b hlasit\u011b ocen\u00ed, pokud j\u00ed nainstalujete na toalet\u00e1ch (n\u011bkam na podlahu) maketu lejna.Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee jsou to tak trochu d\u011btinsk\u00e9 n\u00e1pady. Na druhou stranu, jestli\u017ee m\u00e1te ve sv\u00e9m okol\u00ed stejn\u011b \u201eposti\u017een\u00e9\u201c p\u0159\u00e1tele, pro\u010d se trochu nepobavit.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.7\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Origin\u00e1ln\u00ed nesmysly","item":"https:\/\/www.karinherzog.cz\/originalni-nesmysly\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]